Friday, February 10, 2012

Taking one for the team

Facebook is flooded with pregnant people. I mean, MORE crowded than usual. And it's been pissing me off more than usual too. It took a while, but I finally figured it out. All those smug, taking it for granted bitches owe me one big time, and the least they could do is be sensitive.

You see, one in every 5 pregnancies ends badly. That means, for every dead baby and grieving mother there are 4 healthy happy babies in the world whose mothers have no idea how lucky they are. I'm not asking for money or thanks, all I ask is that you don't post every little kick and craving. After all, I took 4 for the team and because of me 16 little lives are free from the stats.

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